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So to all the guys out there: Pribate don't need to be embarrassed. There is no need to dart out of the room. Most massage therapists are professionals and won't just stare at your hard-on.

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How might I know this? Because you have ever-so-unkindly removed the blanket that was purposefully placed on top of you to make certain I am aware of your arousal.

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If not, though -- we are. No, really, this happens.

If a male client is aroused and then his position is switched to lying meet girl fuck man in london his stomach, I have observed far too many times that he might start humping the table. Humping or "purposeful wiggling" -- however you want to term it -- is a sexual act that is awkward and disarming. Who knows how it might end? To be clear, I kassage a client's need to adjust himself and possibly rein in his boner if private massage near me has one so that the rest of the service can be enjoyed.

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We think: Was there anything that could have prevented this? To my fellow therapists: Please remember that if this happens during one of your services, it was not your fault.

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I am just educating the misinformed who think "happy endings" are a real thing -- as 99 percent of the time, this is not the case. Please, thank you, and come again!

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